I'm gonna knock you out, mama said knock you out...

...and then pin you down, and fuck you silly! Or at least thats what I hope the UFC fighters are thinking. For those of you who don't know what the UFC is, it is the Ultimate Fighting Champion a mixed martial arts sport, that is quite violent and also very homo erotic. The new season of their reality show The Ultimate Fighter started a couple of weeks ago on Spike TV, and as always I am fucking hooked on it. I know, how butch of me, I will admit that I got into it at first because it is a bunch of half naked muscle men getting all sweaty and taking turns pinning each other down on a mat in front of a bunch of other roided up fuckers watching them; BUT I have grown an admiration for the sport, I don't just fast forward to the sexy parts, but I totally get into the whole art of the sport. They mix karate, with wrestling, with tae kwon do, with capoeria...and I think it takes some fucking skill to beat down their opponents. When I was a kid I was in tae kwon do till I was about 10, and then when my folks found out I was gay at age 11 or 12 my dad made me go back to it so that I could defend myself against any bullies I might encounter, I only stayed in for another year till I was a red belt (which is two degrees away from being a black belt). I took to it pretty well because it was very much like dancing, in how you have to balance yourself and how you move around avoiding getting hit. But I digress I am totally getting into this new season which pits off an American team against a group of British blokes, and as American as I am nothing gets me harder than a sweaty roided up bloke with an accent, WOINK WOINK!

There is one little issue that has recently come up for me, and that is that Dana White the head of the UFC called a reporter a faggot. He apologized profusely afterwards but only in a half hearted way, saying that the word faggot is just another word. Anyway, they interviewed me on the streets of West Hollywood a couple of weekends ago when I was walking around with some of my cast mates from the AALA show, below is the clip that was put together, hope you enjoy.

Anyway, I will keep watching the show because I am a fan of the show, and I have already written him a stern email proclaiming my love for the sport and the show as a gay man. Also I found out there is one out fighter, which I am truly amazed by, oh well back to the show I go.