Where my girls at?

So yesterday I got my first F (I would like to say it was my first one ever, but that would be a lie, DAMN YOU trigonometry!!) in school. The reason I got it is simple, I don't know any girls. See last Friday we had our first test on a real person, now all we've learned so far are women's haircuts so we had to bring in a girl ourselves, immediately after getting the assignment I looked through my phone and found only ONE woman's name on there (my mother and sister don't count) and she no longer lives in LA. So one of the girls who works in the retail store at school said she would get me and this other girl at school a couple of models for our test. So the day before our test I asked if we were still on (I admit I should have checked earlier in the week) and she told me that her friends had canceled. I was all bent out of shape trying to find someone with long hair to use for Friday, with no avail. So I just didn't go to school that day, cause I was gonna get an F either way with no model there, instead I did some home work, and went to go see Rachel Getting Married (which I FUCKING LOVED btw), luckily I will get to make up for it in the next couple of weeks.
This event did make me start to think why I don't have any girlfriends, and the answer is pure and simple I don't like girls. Don't get me wrong, women I love, it's just a lot of these LA girls my age act so bimbo-y and stupid. I can barely tolerate when boys do it, but girls just annoy me when they are all giggling and going “like OH MY GOD, did you watch the Hills last night!? Can you believe what Spencer fucking did to Heidi, like WOW” I can hear my friends right now saying: “But thats how YOU act”...TRUE, but i'm me...I mean I guess its probably true what they say that you hate in others what you don't like about yourself. Also I shouldn't just write off all girls cause of what they look like. So I guess i'm gonna open my mind into opening my life to include girls in it.
Something I don't want though to be honest is to have a Will & Grace relationship, as funny as that show was I used to find myself yelling at Will half the time “DUMP THAT BITCH ALREADY”...those two were in DIRE need of a CODA meeting(co-dependents anonymous). The last time I had a fag hag in my life was in college (shout out to my girl Melinda Gallucci) and i'm fine with that. Maybe I should just try a new way of having girl friends, smart funny women who have some substance to them, and with long hair of course.
BTW I've never watch an episode of the Hills, i've just heard their fucking names repeatedly and figured that would be a show that vapid brainless bimbos would watch